Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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