I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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