Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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