What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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