Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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