the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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