What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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