Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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