Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Moan for me like Helen Keller
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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