Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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