big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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