nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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