it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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