His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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