His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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