i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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