I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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