I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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