i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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