R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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