We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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