A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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