Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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