We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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