so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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