No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
birth control should be required to get into college
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
