just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
