i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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