Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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