i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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