with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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