My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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