can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Bring me that man meat
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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