No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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