And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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