did you get engaged???
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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