You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
