The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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