When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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