Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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