I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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