I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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