I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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