That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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