I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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