I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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