i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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