its not stalking. its research.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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