I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My dick has a subreddit
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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