I look better un-naked...
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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