At least make sure they are 18
Why
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Randomize
