i don't like sucking hair
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i permit you to call me
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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