i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
third nipple confirmed
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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