that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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