i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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