physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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